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Chris Porter

This whole ‘not smoking weed during the day’ thing is much easier if you do it by accident.

by Chris Porter

Chris Porter

RT @kaytay64: *at the host stand at work* lady: so i don’t have a sticker but i parked in a handicap space is that okay? me: says somethi…

by Chris Porter

Chris Porter

Drank many tequilas last night. At no point was I on the floor. So...fuck you, novelty t-shirt.

by Chris Porter

New Album Coming Soon

Best known for his third place finish on the season 4 of Last Comic Standing, . Chris can also be seen on his own “Comedy Central Presents” special and “Live at Gotham”. Chris Porter has been a touring comic since he was 23. Since the beginning Chris’ raw energy and unique perspective has distinguished him as one of the elite comics in the industry.
 
Born and raised in Kansas City, Chris brings a true stand-up experience to his live shows. There are no sound cues, no puppets, and no catch phrases. Just gut wrenching laughter drawn from his own experience and observations. Chris can also be seen on his own “Comedy Central Presents” special and “Live at Gotham”.